Shopping femme....

Obviously - the ultimate goal for any ambitious gal like me is to shop unembarrased and openly for anything girly and try on discuss etc.

I have been a lot more brazen of late and curiously....I find it helps...not only with shopping but wearing anything female out at all.

Shyly and unconvincingly asking for things for some one else always comes across a tad furtive so I tried a new approach....and it has been a whole lot more fun.

Me: (black top, gym pants trainers - androg) Hi - looking for a party dress...about a 12...above knee but pencil.
Shop lady: Of course! (Pause)...for..errr you? (smiles)
Well - I'm a 12 at warehouse...yep -me - lary fancy dress party coming up.You dont mind do you? I'm sure your'e ok - more concerend for your customers.
No one else here! she grinned...so what colour..you going to do the whole thing then?
Of course! Mad about clothes, shoes, everything!
Wow! You wanna try some on...ok yu got chicken fillets at all? dont worry - tights and knickers though?
All the time - never wear anything else!
Really! You shave them?
Wax!
Wow! Lets have a look...got heels too?
I'm dress shopping...durr yeah!

Slinky dark indigo satin thing is thrust into my hand.
Put this on then babe! She said with a grin!
Off comes the top and gym pants...on comes the dress...
You want a hand zipping up? Man - you have awesome legs and a cute butt! You look like you live in knickers babe! Too used to them!
Well If you wax...you may as well wear proper tights!
You do all the time then?
Course!
No one notice you in them?
Did you?
No! You look great in them too...you a dancer or something?
Ballet!
Shows babe!

Sold then..one strapless dress in indigo satin!